So, guess who woke me up rather violently and drop kicked my ass into making him a new LJ layout? Three guess and the first two don't count, because honestly people, it shouldn't be too hard to figure this out.

Mr. Depp is back. Newly LJ'd and about to aquire a fleet of new, very sexy, very lickable, VERRAH PRETTEH ICONS!!!

I should also add that Johnny has requested a new AU verse where he is about 32 years old and you know what this means, right? He's single, kidless, and such a rebel bad boy. Anything and everything fun will go into this verse.

Hopefully you haven't forgotten about him. That would make us sad.

 

There isn't a whole lot of people I trust that aren't the ones I hold near and dear to me. God, seems like the list keeps growing, but people come and go. I'm a firm believer in souls wandering their way into our lives to show, or teach us something before they carrying on to the next person. Makes you wonder if God created those people as a sort of a 'kick in the ass' when you need it.

 

 

 I don't know what I detest more. The fact that I've been led astray again, or that I had to let my friends pick up the pieces and see me at my worst. It just goes to show you that no matter who you are; the powerful, or the powerless, the humbled or modest, the simple or complex, there is always someone who will drop everything in a second to help.

 What happens when you put 30-40 people on a plane, destined for some remote Bahamian island? You break out the rum of course!

Whatever people's doubts were that they came slowly dissipated into the bottles that were passed around. He wanted his party to have something to talk about for years to come. 

'Please return to your seats, fasten your seatbelts for our descent into Nassau. The temperature is a beautiful 28 degrees with partial cloud. I would like to thank you for choosing Deppth Airlines. Enjoy your stay.' The pilot announced.

Once off the plane, Johnny rallied the folks onto his oversized yacht and made way for 'Little Hall's Pnd Cay'

'Welcome to Paradise everyone.' he spoke with a warm grin and a slight slur. Hey, he's not someone who fancies rum, but he's not going to let his guests drink without him.

The wee morning hours proved to be somewhat exciting as Johnny ironed out some last minute details for the vacation had by all. 

Caterers: check
Staff Alerted: check 
Guest Houses prepared: check
Private jet fueled and ready to go: check

He packed only what he needed and made his way to the airport.

Note: Hope everyone has a blast! Feel free to use this time to have fun, embark on new love, or simply to meet new people. Let RP's fly here, or if you want a little privacy, take it to your guest house. :)

 

From more_than_actor 

Authors Note: Johnny and I were EXTREMELY bored today and could not agree on a TM prompt. So we pillaged one from another writing comm. This one is from writers_muses



 

 

 

According to the Webster's II dictionary, love is defined:

love - (luv) n. 1. Intense affection. 2.  A feeling of attraction resulting from sexual desire. 

... I call bullshit. 

Love is a battle with a demon that enjoys malicious, vindicative methods of fucking with ones heart and mind. You don't often hear of  the tales about the couples that make  it 50 + years with one person anymore. Now its how many marriages you can forego in a lifetime. 

I believed in love once. Now its a fucking memory that I would rather stuff in one of those garburators and mince the shit out of it. That's really where it belongs. Love is overrated. Truely.

Would I ever love again? Yeah, probably. I could  love absinthe again...I could love those mind altering drugs I did back in the day. Seems life was in a better perspective then. Then again, perhaps abolishing marriage, period, would put things into better perspective for people who would even consider it. 
 

 Yes you've heard this once before, but alas, it is being said once again. We're back.

There have been some changes made. Johnny is no longer partnered with anyone and perhaps for the time being its going to stay that way. I would like nothing more than to delve into a little bit of a darker Johnny. Yes, the bad boy has resurfaced.

We're talking booze, drugs, sex. Perhaps a few other things too...

So if anyone has the guts to play with him, or if you know of someone who would, drop us a comment.

 Warning: Responses in this entry are rated NC-17. Viewer discretion is advised.

My apologies for Johnny being M.I.A. We'll chalk it up to him being busy with the Venice Film Festival and gearing up for Sweeney Todd promotions. In reality, I've been a busy little bee with real life and of course we know that takes precedence over computer land. 

Anyways, we are back in form and looking forward to getting back into gear with any lingering RP's that we left unfinished. 

See you all soon :) 

 I want to say my daughter, since she is so wise beyond her years, but there is someone I look up to and have since I was a kid. She's brilliant, beautiful and also my mother.

I used to sit and watch her do the most menial things and I'd wonder if there was any possible way I would inherit her smarts. She'd tell me I was a smart boy and that I get that from her, but I beg to differ. We are similar, but I fail to see how she thinks I'm wise like her. I'm a dumbass compared to her.

I followed my own path and couldn't give a shit what consequences were laying in front of me. I live for routine and can't live without things running according to plan. I am a creature of habit I suppose. My mother believes thats a wise way to live. I see it as a pain in the ass. I used to thrive on change, now if I so much as look out of my comfort circle, I break a sweat. 

I learned that from my mom. She made sure I knew both ends. She allowed me to venture off on my own - experience life and all its ups, downs and crazy fuckin turns. Then when my daughter was born, she told me that my old life was no more. Johnny Depp was dead, and I was to start a new role, as a father.

I see myself acting like her, sometimes talking like her, and it makes me happy to think I could adapt as well as I did.